people who say “melk” instead of milk
I say melk…
you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk
are you really going to beat up all of holland
me everyday: stressed for no reason
I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day
Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.
i love how “lmao” has evolved over the years from a genuine expression of mirth to the modern symbol of wet, unemphatic amusement; the mere ghost of an emotion, reflecting the journey of modern youth from innocent naievete to hardened apathy lmao